Sunday, 19 February 2017

I dip my toes into the cold. I leap in with fear. The water is as cold as the North Pole. Why do teachers make a swim… haha. I can see ice cubes at the bottom of the water at the school swimming people.

Show not tell is when you show in your writing whatever you're talking about, not tell. I will give you another example like up at the top.

I was cold
I had goosebumps 

Cold

THE HIMALAYAS 

It's like a bulldog is biting my fingers and won't let go. The wind sounds like an airbus A320. The Coldness is ripping apart my coat having a feast.
My boots are frozen making my feet num. My frosty gloves lay in my pockets waiting for a bit of warmth. My pants feel like leather because of the freezing thick moisture in the snow. My body has just reached a Certain point…. My head floods with hypothermia rushing into my death….. 
2012 aviation disaster

On 17 January 2008, British Airways Flight 38 turned for the worst when the airline just started going in a dive. One pilot was sleeping until…. What was that. Wow. This is the captain, fasten your seatbelt we're having a bit of trouble in the cockpit. Were going in a dive landing gear down flaps down throttle off we need everything to slow down the plane from diving. The captain instructs to the first officer. Alright it's not slowing down. See that yellow lever. Says the captain to the first officer. Yeah. Grab it. Ok says the first officer. Ahhh…. I can't reach it. Then Don't unbuckle to get it just Calm down I can smell nervousness on your breath. the captain says. Catherine. The captain says. Catherine is the air host, The mother of the captain. All right Catherine, see that yellow level. Yes. I want you to pull that yellow lever up and turn it clockwise and push it back down when I say ok. Yes. Catherine says nervously. Alright, three, two, one, NOW!!! Good but we're still in a dive. The first officer says. Calm down. The captain says. Alright slowing downs not working. Put the flaps up and the landing gear up and full throttle. Why we will have not enough time to think. The first officer says. The captain speaks, I've already got my thoughts together just do it. No. The first officer says. My aircraft. The captain says. The first officer has choice but to follow his instructions. Just tell me why. The first officer shouts. Because we're going to roll it and fly inverted. The first officer follows the captain's instructions. Maday maday, We're below 1000 feet going 319 knots flying inverted is there any nearby airport. Says the captain to the control tower. Yes, three miles away is an London airport. Not possible, if we find a field or a road we're landing on it. Alright be careful, says the control tower. The first officer screams, the right engine is on fire. Alright blow it up. Alright says the first officer. Oh no the left engine. Blow it out says the captain to the first officer. CATHERINE!!! The captain shouts. What says Air Horst Catherine. Get every one in the brass Persian. We're gliding by the way captain, says the first officer. Now Catherine, says captain. Catherine does and runs back to the cockpit before she gets in the brass Persian and say. Mother loves you, you're a good kid. Thanks mum, says the captain. Alright brass. The first officer says. 15 feet of landing on the lawn so in brass for impact. says the captain. They land. 47 on the plane got badly injured and the rest died. All up there was 152 souls on board British Airways Flight 38 including the Pilots and the air hoists. The people that survived remain haunted because of what happened……

BY DENO ASTWOOD

Monday, 6 February 2017

Donald's dinner

IF I WAS TO INVITE ONE PERSON TO COME OVER TO DINNER IT WOULD BE…

Well I wouldn't invite my brother Barnie because he would just put a mince and cheese pie into the microwave and squirt sauce all over his pie and take a big bite and then….
Bugger it's hot! 
Then sauce and mince is all over the front of his shirt and he is like…. Man, and licks sauce and mince off is short and fingers.

So I would invite……

Well I wouldn't invite my older brother patch because he puts tomato sauce on his ice cream so that puddin would be gross. My mum tells him a little bit of sauce. Only a thin layer of the size of your fist. He puts a thick layer of two fists. He puts sauce on spaghetti and everything. 
So I would invite….

❤TRUMP❤

Sunday, 27 November 2016

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THE HUDSON RIVER AVIATION DISASTER

US AIRWAYS FLIGHT 1549 passengers may board aircraft. On January 15, 2009, US Airways Flight 1549 (AWE1549), an Airbus A320 piloted by Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger and First Officer Jeffrey Skiles. Took off at New York and shortly after the unvented take off the plane lost both engines Jew to birds. The pilots spotted at the corner of there eye birds and they were to close to remover around. The birds got sucked into the motors and they stopped working then they realised without engine power they won't be able to land at a nearBY airport. We're going to glide into the Hudson River they thought. One of the pilots said, prepare for impact. Get in the impact pession. No one didn't read the manual so they didn't know the impact pession. Get down and stay down. The person at the door says. The impact pession is feet flat on the floor, knees together and head bent as far ford as possible and hands under your legs or in front of you on the seat. In front of you. You're going to get thrown forward so if you can get yourself into that pession beforehand, it can prevent injuries. Just before the plane crashed the passengers heard someone say, you ready at the door, they said, we're ready. And then it glided into the Hudson River….. ✈️ A passenger on board did as what all passengers should and think ahead. He thought if water comes in, I need to know we're the exit roads are…. when the plane hit he made himself out onto the wing. What a genius. When the plane hit the water at a high speed, water came in. You could of got hypothermia because when the plane crashed, it was the middle of winter. Your feet and hands went numb with the coldness. This whole DISASTER was on January 15 2009……  SULLY, the pilot captain who landed the plane in the Hudson River went to court for destroying the plane. People had been saying THE could have landed at a nearBY airport but Sully just new that he couldn't. He didn't end up in jail because people stood up for him in court and said he saved 155 passengers by making an emergency landing in the Hudson River. Amazing how he glided a airliner into a river. When the forced water landing occurred simulations showed that they could make it back to a near BY airport but the pilots said that if they followed what they were told to go back to an airport then they would have been dead. There is an movie on this incident. At the time people had been saying that one motor may have been still idling. When the plane crashed they got it out of the water and into a warehouse. They found samples of birds meat and feather in the motors/blades. Make sure to keep updated on my blog, BY DENO. 






Tuesday, 22 November 2016

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Why do you laugh

Laughing is a sight we give out to people that we get along with. Laughing is contagious and just when someone else is laughing sometime you start to Laugh. Another thing is, why do we laugh when we are tickled? Evolutionary biologists say that when we are tickled your brain diggers to laugh with a soft touch. Why do we laugh at funny pictures? Well we laugh at funny pictures because when we first glance at it our brain looks at it upside down but then it changes and upside down things are sometimes funny so that's why you laugh at funny pictures.  This photo looks funny. When your brain first glances at a picture it sees it upside down and so when that happens it changes and then you laugh with the change and upside down thing are funny sometimes too. You do not see the photo your laughing at like this to start. Your head doesn't switch round but only your brain sees the photo upside for a split second and then you laugh. Here is a photo that will make you laugh and it's a bit of an exsample.